New Puppy Poem

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair . . .
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes ... What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie, drink your drink.
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!!
(And MUST you kiss me? After that???)
Yes, raising a puppy is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, though its toil and strife.
After 3 years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing".
(And perhaps I'll get back my GOOD DIAMOND RING!)

- Author Unknown

ALERT: Someone has posted ads on Puppyfind under our name. These are NOT OUR ADS ! These dogs do not even belong to us nor have we ever owned a Bulldog. Frankie's pictures were stolen and placed on Puppyfind as well. The Yorkies portrayed on these ads are not our dogs! We do not condone such childish behavior from jealous breeders! We have never sold a puppy off Puppyfind.